No thanks, DJ!!

So why would we create a website like this? We’re tired of hearing clients telling wedding vendors that they need the cheapest DJ. Think about this: Your DJ and MC are the GLUE of the event. They are responsible for everyone having a good time and ensuring that things flow smoothly. Why would you hire some monkeydoodle that will scare away all your guests, thus ruining your party?

You can’t trust marketing, either. All DJs say they’re “professional” and use “state of the art equipment.” Check out their “mind-blowing” set ups below! Don’t let this scare you from hiring a real DJ…. we’ll be posting a page soon on how to find the perfect entertainer for YOU!

POLL TIME!

Are you here because you HATE this site and are repulsed by one former DJ making fun of the fakes or are you here because you LOVE a site that “brings justice” to the clowns of this so-called industry? Comment below!

DJ Wifebeater in da house

Bitches love wifebeaters.

 

Update: IS HE WEARING PANTS?

Uhhhh….

http://adjconnection.com/Schooldances.htm

Watch the video. Neveryoumind the illegal laser show aimed at students eyes. Instead let’s make a drinking game out of every time they say UH. Who needs an eloquent MC when you’re too busy worrying about your burning retinas?

Marketing 101

I’m guessing his performance isnt all that great either.

 

Spiderman’s on them 1s and 2s.

 

The bride and groom wanted the best. They had $150 and looked on Craigslist.

Actually I’ve no idea what the backstory is, but this sounds damn close.

 

 

 

 

Uplighting… WHAT THE SH!T?

People seriously need to go injure themselves…

This is a photo of uplighting at an event; not joking.

Egads!

Yeah! Next time you want to be cheap on a DJ, remember that YOU TOO can end up with this clown. Are you frikking kidding me? Birds of a feather. A cheap ass client gets a cheap ass DJ!

Definition of irony…

Who needs a dictionary to look up that work? NO ONE, thanks to this photo below:

What the hell????

Is this a real ad?? I hope this is a joke… right? No businessperson can be THIS stupid…..

Wait.. what?!?!?

So let me get this right: instead of paying for a seminar to continue to grow your education, you decide to fly all the way to Vegas to “hang outside” the convention room, and as reported by the submitter of this post, just pay to attend the parties???

This industry is in shambles. How cheap are DJs getting?

Why isn’t he using his AWESOME laptop stand????